Popular Psychomechanics

2008-03-13T10:48:00.001-07:00

From producer/director/editor David Tarleton and superstar character actress Adria Dawn comes Dorkumentary - the newest, craziest short comedy series to hit the Internet!

Each webisode is a comedic improv inspired loosely by the lives of its creators.

Come dork out with Adria and her hysterical guest stars as they hilariously improvise their way into your heart.

Dorkumentary. Being a dork has never been this cool.

In the premiere episode of Dorkumentary, join Adria Dawn (Nip/Tuck, Popular, etc.) as she interacts with the offbeat regulars at Uncle Jers - the landmark retail store in Silverlake, California.

Created improvisationally in seven hours, and shot by a crew of one, Adria plays six different characters in a scenario loosely inspired by real events.

See more episodes at dorkumentarytv.com!

Download the ipod version of the video [640x360].

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2006-07-22T00:13:00.000-07:00

From original concept, through years of research and development, and now with the introduction of the latest SCIENTIFIC achievements....

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2006-06-16T13:52:00.000-07:00

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2006-05-19T18:28:00.000-07:00

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2006-05-07T13:36:00.000-07:00

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2006-05-04T22:53:00.000-07:00

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2006-05-01T01:38:00.000-07:00

QUESTION: What is wrong with me?

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2006-04-28T00:22:00.000-07:00

Recently, technological development has accelerated at such a pace that what is possible now was unthinkable just a few years ago.

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2006-04-26T20:26:00.000-07:00

We can improve on your underlying system through the latest developments in psychomechanical stimulation and enhancement.

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2006-04-24T23:42:00.000-07:00

They left the teletype unattended.

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2006-04-21T01:12:00.000-07:00

QUESTION: What is Popular Psychomechanics?

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2006-04-17T23:45:00.000-07:00

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2006-04-17T22:44:00.000-07:00

Using the unlimited power of SCIENCE and TECHNOLOGY, we can improve upon your limited exostructure, and create a WHOLE NEW YOU!

2006-04-17T22:38:00.000-07:00

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2006-04-02T20:13:00.000-07:00

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2006-04-02T17:55:00.000-07:00

Our respected SCIENTISTS will create a whole new you, using only the lastest technologies.

2006-04-02T11:36:00.000-07:00

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2006-04-01T12:39:00.000-08:00

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2006-04-01T12:31:00.000-08:00

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2006-03-30T22:57:00.000-08:00

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2006-03-30T22:48:00.000-08:00

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2006-03-30T21:30:00.000-08:00

You can be totally free through the power of Psychomechanics, a scientific methodology of mechanically "fixing" your mind.

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2006-03-30T21:12:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Popular Psychomechanics.

Bring us your problems, and we will fix them here.

No psychomechanical problem too large.